I'm starting to save now for my ticket to the book signing/BPO party!!
If my book does get published we'll have a huge party and get totally plastered and I'll sign all your books and they'll come out in unintelligble scribble/scrawl. Or I'll write notes like "Lurv ya Man! Keep on keepin on!", complete with drool and some smatterings of alcohol of an unknown origin.
I am PLANNING on using a pseudonym. "Bruiser Woodcrest" However my BPO chicas will be having me sign their books with my real name and my fake name so when I am the top selling book on Amazon for 3 years in a row and I die, their kids can go to Antiques roadshow with said dual signed books and hear that they're worth $40,000 insurance value, and the kids can get that look the Grinch got when he got his terrible, horrible, awful idea, and make up some lie about "Oh it's priceless to our family, we'll keep it forever.", but in their evil little pointed heads they're devising ways to best commit insurance fraud.
