JUST READ BPO's RULES...........

[mastiffmommy]

It clearly states "no profanities" hehehehehehe

I dont even dare to go through the posts and see if there is one single one that will pass the rules.

All I can say is....... How many warnings have nicker gotten 

Marit

[pndlake]

Well What the #%#@.

[nickerbokker]

awwwww, shite.

well, i will bow out silently.  i did not know i broke all the rules!  i apologize, and will no longer come to BPO.

p.s. Queen anal glad ONLY pointed this out so that i would get kicked off and she could be the cooelst member.  IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!  THEY MAY KICK ME OFF.....BUT YOU WILL NEVER BE COOLER THAN ME!

MWAAA HAAAA HAAAAAA!  

[pndlake]

Come on Nick, you are my inspiration, nobody has kicked you off, WOW I even drank Amaretto tonight, do you know how good those taste   Do you have any idea about how many people would miss you   Ask Them

[jabear]

Well, I am glad that you read the rules. We have been lax on enforcing them but need to do a better job- and I need your help moderators! There is an option to put in censored words but I have yet to make it work consistently. SO....from now on consider this moment as your official alert- NO PROFANITY PLEASE! I know we are adults but we do speak more civilized than this in the "real world", especially when children are involved.
Thanks in advance for your help and cooperation in keepinghte language clean!

[GYPSY JAZMINE]

I am sure we can think of some other colorful words that won't offend anyone...Sorry Jabear..I will clean it up!

[jabear]

Thanks Gypsy! WE ALL have gotten careless lately and need to be reminded of the rules from time to time.

[poofynewfy]

Sorry for offending anyone with R-rated topics and language. You are right Gypsy, we can think of more colorful language to use when online. I will try my best to clean up and act more adult.

[mamadog]

Ok. I just read the rules too (I probably should have done that before huh?)  I'll be better from now on. I'm sure that none of us regulars have gotten offended yet BUT we are not the only ones here and new people will join us everyday AND I really enjoy this group so I should respect the rules if only to show appreciation to the owners.
There... that's what the grown up in my head told me to say and she's also the one who told me to marry my husband so I try to listen to her.

We can still have a blast! (We just have to email the naughty stuff to eachother privatly!)

Vicki

[dohertyswissy]

Oops!  I promise to be good from now own, Jabear!  Sorry!! 

This doesn't count for the chat room, right? 

[jabear]

Of course not Heather. The chat room is for us to discuss whatever thoughts pop into our minds. Nothing is off limits there...which is why it is great place to let loose and get wild!

I hope none of the regulars are offended by this either- I love you all sooo much and wouldn't enjoy this place without you. We've made great online friendships and they'll continue here (on topic) and in the evening chats (uncensored). 

[coonie1970]

Thanks Jabear
We love you 2. 
The chat room wont let us swear. I tried to write about my daughter running outside bear butt and it censored it. LOL It was so funny.
We will keep on topic and no swearing.
Coonie

[mastiffmommy]

Soooo I was readint the rules, for I guess the second time last night. (I am pretty sure I read them the very first day  ) After that I must have not been thinking about it at all, because they sounded real new to me last night hehe

I was soooo joking when I said warnings to nicker........ We have all been very hmmmm free in our language (my poor mother who was a school principal is rolling over and giving me that mean ol' teacher look I am sure  ) I have had whole stims of tadpoles and frogs jumping out of my mouth constantly here, so I need as many warnings as nicker..... hehe

We will have the chat though (thank goodness huh..... ) and to Jamie and Michael..... We will do much better from here on, this place is way way too good to possibly offend anyone new who thought of joining.

Marit

[poofynewfy]

I have not been to the chat room but I am glad that there is such an awesome place to let loose and do some real bonding.

I am not sure if Nickerbokker was serious about leving or not but if so you will be surely missed. I love the stories you post about Cody and Angus. They always make me laugh out loud.

[moonlitcroatia]

Nickerbokker.. .you cannot leave.

Here is a list of Shakespearean insults...that are not profane:

Thou loggerheaded toad-spotted giglet!

[Thou] poisonous bunch-back'd toad!

Thou weedy folly-fallen blind-worm!


Thou artless clapper-clawed malcontent!

Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog!

Thou burly-boned ill-breeding gudgeon!

Thou thing of no bowels thou!

You are a shallow cowardly hind, and you lie.

Thou mammering idle-headed harpy!

Away, you bottle-ale rascal, you filthy bung, away!

Thou surly guts-griping blind-worm!

How now, wool-sack, what mutter you?

Come, come, you talk greasily; your lips grow foul.

Thou art the rudeliest welcome to this world.

Thou art a very ragged Wart.

I have a much longer list...if you need it...