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Offline GrumpyBunny

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Where's Ranger?
« on: October 20, 2007, 06:26:38 pm »
Let's play a little game, shall we?   ;)

It's called "Where's Ranger?"...
Step 1 - realize that Ranger is not sitting on your lap or laying under your feet or wiping his wet face dog face on your bedding.  Decide to find where he is...

Step 2 - Look everywhere.  The bedroom?  Not there...  The bathroom?  Nope.  The dogcrate?  Nuh-uh.

Step 3 - Spot what appears to be a nose sticking out from the impossibly tiny space between the side of the couch and the wall.

Step 4 - Draw closer.  Yes, yes, it is definitely a nose!

Step 5 - Find Ranger crammed into the space into which no 100-lb dog could possibly fit unless they did not have a spine, or really any bones at all.  Notice he not only get he cram his massive fat booty into that space, he also TURNED AROUND!

Step 6 - Pry him out with a crowbar.

That's how you play "Where's Ranger"!! 
« Last Edit: October 20, 2007, 06:32:58 pm by grumpybunny »
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Re: Where's Ranger?
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2007, 06:29:50 pm »
Sweetheart!!!!  i'm glad you got out of that impossible space.  lucky your momma has a crowbar