I got this emailed to me and after I picked myself up off the floor I wanted to pass it on.
A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6 year-old. "I think it's about time we
started cussing."
The 4 Year-olds nods his head in approval.
The 6 year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
gonna say something with 'h*ll' and you say something with '@ss.'" The 4
year-old agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what he
wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw h*ll Mom, I guess I'll have some
Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen
floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in
hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his
room and shouts,"You can stay in there until I let you out."
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a
stern voice, "An what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't
know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat @ss it won't be Cheerios."