It had to have been a really angry planetary alignment or something....

[Anky]

Well I just got back from the hospital.  Wasn't for me this time.  Thank God.  Matt got into a fight.  He had just went out for dinner and was heading out to the parking lot.  This guy in an Escalade opened his door into Matt's Jeep, denting it.  The guy was taking up a space and a half and he was STILL over the line.  Matt says "Dude, what the h***?"  Guy says to Matt "Well you'd better park better next time."  Matt says "I'm well over a foot IN the lines on both sides!"  Guy says "Well s*** happens."  Matt says "Why're you being such an a-hole?  You f'd up, I caught you, say sorry and move on you *Not nice word here*.  Guy swings at Matt, catching him in the lip.  Matt, being Matt, cracks him in the nose, twice.  If that wasn't bad enough the guy's wife and kids decide at that moment to come out of the restaraunt, to see Daddy on the ground with blood pouring out of his face.  Luckily there were plenty of witnesses who says that the other guy started it.  Matt calls me.  I freak, as expected.  He says he's fine, I say he's not and I tell him I'll meet him at the hospital.  He says he's not going.  I said that certain favors will be withheld indefinitely if he doesn't go.  He beat me there by 10 minutes.

Ang

[jabear]

Oh Ang! I am so sorry that your honey got hurt. I hope that his lip is alright and that he feels better soon.

[ZooCrew]

What is going on in the world today?  Is the world coming to an end? 

Sorry to hear about your boyfriend.  At least he wasn't seriously hurt.  Does he have enough sense at least not to get into a fight with a guy much bigger than him?    Hopefully the guy will think twice before denting someone's car.

[Stacey]

I hope Matt is okay!!  That A-hole sounds like a moron wrapped in an idiot  !!  You may need to start having your mail forwarded to the hospital Ang, it is not good to have reserved parking at the hospital unless you have the initials MD after your name! 

[GYPSY JAZMINE]

  I said that certain favors will be withheld indefinitely if he doesn't go.  He beat me there by 10 minutes.

Ang

I am really sorry about what happened with Matt but Ang, the above quote is literaly the first thing I've read or heard all day that made me laugh!!....THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anky]

Sorry to hear about your boyfriend.  At least he wasn't seriously hurt.  Does he have enough sense at least not to get into a fight with a guy much bigger than him?   

You obviously don't know Matt.    He might be a big dumb scrapper but he's MY big doumb scrapper!

[Anky]

Yeah.... the two of us are a pair of spitfires.  Quick tempers and fists.  Or in my case teeth.  Our kids are gonna be in detention like every day.  There's no hope for them.  Poofy hair and disciplinary problems.

Ang

[Good Hope]

Poofy hair? Poofy hair? 

Let's hope they love those big paws!

[Anky]

Yeah......... Matt and I both have wicked thick hair that likes to grow OUT as opposed to down.  It's a curse.  Why he keeps his hair so short and I keep mine long.

And if my kids aren't dog people.  (REAL dog people not those yappy rat things) I shall deposit them at some child depository as they OBVIOUSLY aren't mine.

[ZooCrew]

Poofy hair and disciplinary problems.

You know we could be related....... ......lol 

[Tulsas' Dad]

Way to go Matt!
The few fights that I've been in are like a Woody Allen line.
"I pounded his fist with my face until his knuckles bled."