Lady will defend you, Pup! She understands the need to stick your nose in the ground and rub dirt on it. There's stuff in there and under there and all around there and if a little dirt on the nose (that once dry is impossible to get off) is the only consequence then the prosecutor needs to hear that it's just too bad.
Lady scoffs at anti dirty nose people...Lady rubs their nose in dirt...Lady rubs her nose in the dirt...Lady makes Grace roll in the dirt...Lady is Pro Dirt.
There...the defense rests (dirty nose and all.)