What I have learned today

[lins_saving_grace]

Today I learned that if you flirt with a guy, they flirt back!

They do?  I never have that luck!    I must be too old and too ugly.

[ZooCrew]

I've learned that eating a whole piece of chocolate lasagna from Olive Garden in one sitting is not a good idea.       

I've learned that I would like to try eating a whole piece of chocolate lasagna from Olive Garden.


Me too!!! Sounds very yummy!

It is very yummy.  At least the first half was.  I put it away, but it kept calling to me "eat me............ eaaattt meeeee" so I had to oblige.  Now I feel a bit ill.   

[ZooCrew]

Today I learned that if you flirt with a guy, they flirt back!

They do?  I never have that luck!    I must be too old and too ugly.

Same here.  But that's what I get for hanging out with friends better looking than me.  I need to find some ugly friends.

[lins_saving_grace]

maybe I'll go on a hunger strick, wash the grey out and get botox and a boob job so I can look 21 again...or younger.

[lins_saving_grace]

No no no!  We want you to look like Lins.  We love Lins!!!  Not fake-o girl

but wouldn't it be fun to look like the 80's Lins?  I was so much better looking young.

[lins_saving_grace]

No no no!  We want you to look like Lins.  We love Lins!!!  Not fake-o girl

but wouldn't it be fun to look like the 80's Lins?  I was so much better looking young.

Big hair, big earrings and leg warmers???  Please ... you look mah-valous now dah-ling

you got a point...the 80's were kinda ugly!  Not as bad as the 70's though.  Point well taken. 

[Nicole]

I learned that you should never not study for a test because you think that it will be easy.

 


And I learned that some guy in one of my classes thinks that I have "weird" body language. 

And I learned that you can actually survive on almost no sleep.

[shangrila]

My lesson for today is gross:

Today I learned it is important to always have a plastic bag around everywhere just in case.... Zoey NEVER throws up, so it figures that she would throw up for some mysterious reason the first time she has been on my bed in a week. Thanks to some quick thinking, she hurled straight into the bag and the comforter was saved.

[newflvr]

I learned today, on jury duty, that most humans don't deserve the term.  They just aren't human!!!

[declanssexymama]

Today I learned how terrifically awesome it is to have a great big head to kiss and a great big neck to put my arms around and hug.

Wow, that's some puppy love!

[Anakalia]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  Jenn that's too funny! 

Now today I've learned Jen likes canned Spaghettios... .icky!  I hope you warmed those suckers up first before eating them.

Andi

[2dobies]

I have learned that if your worthless part-time-live-in brother-in-law says that he will let the dogs out while you're gone, he will fall back asleep on the couch for hours and the dogs will all be holding their full bladders going crazy by the time you get home!

[jabear]

I've learned that everyday brings unwelcome news of somesort. 

[GrumpyBunny]

I've learned that everyday brings unwelcome news of somesort. 

Ugh, I hear that.  I've learned that every additional day I spend at this job, another tiny little piece of my soul dies...   

I actually have a job interview tomorrow, for a job that I would love to do, but which I am 99% sure will not pay enough to allow me to leave here...

Tomorrow's lesson for me may be that I will sacrifice my happiness in order to (hopefully) keep paying the bills.

[ZooCrew]

Today, I learned that Gunther can hold his own when needed.

He was attacked at the park by a french bulldog with a BIG attitude that should not have been there.  Also went after our viszla friend Luther.