Dog tags ring, are you listening?
In the lane, snow is glistening,
It's yellow, not white, I've been there tonight,
Marking up my Winter Wonderland.
Smell that tree? That's my fragrance,
It's a sign for wandering vagrants,
"Avoid where I pee, it's MY property,
Marking up my Winter Wonderland.
In the meadow, Mom will build a snowman,
Following the classical design,
Then I'll lift my leg, and let it go, Man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-MINE !
Off I go, snow's a-falling,
Bladders full, natures calling,
Stay offa my turf, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my Winter Wonderland !
ROFL....
