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Offline chaos270

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Newspaper ads
« on: January 25, 2006, 12:06:16 am »
Just got this emailed to me it's pretty funny
THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER Ads

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.  8 years old.  Hateful little dog.  Bites

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES...  Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.  Neutered.  Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.  Looks like a rat ...been out a while..better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED..  Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!  Must sell washer and dryer $300

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.  WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.  45 volumes. Excellent condition.  $1,000 or best offer.  No longer needed, got married last month.  Wife knows everything.
Erin and the critters
Kali ~ the newf
Lacey ~ the aussie 
Gabby ~ Holsteiner mare
Fire ~ Appendix Quarter Horse/Belgian gelding
Lilah and Hannah ~ Kali's kitties

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Re: Newspaper ads
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2006, 12:30:03 am »
I needed a good laugh. Those are great. I especially liked the last one. I think I was married to that woman once.