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doggylover

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Badger's EXTENSIVE Vocabulary
« on: June 13, 2006, 08:38:41 pm »
Badger knows a TON of English.  Below is a list of words that he knows and responds to immediately:

Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
Snack
Yummy
Bite
Food
Tummy
Kibble
Scoop
Treat
Meat
Vegetables
Fruit
Peanut Butter
Taste
Kitchen
Refridgerater
Fridge
Freezer
Defrost
Thaw
'you know what'
'have you given the dog his eheheh'
'oh come on honey, he can have just a little taste'
Microwave
Nuker
Oven
Stove
Groceries
Grocery store
Burgerville
Drive thru

And below is a list of words he responds to eventually:
Sit
Stay
Lay down
Go to your bed
No
Leave it

And below is a list of words that thinks mean "come":

Stop farting
Go sit by your dad, you stink
Go sit by your mom, you stink
The dog has really bad gas
My eyes are burning, the gas is so bad
What is that hanging off the dog?
What is that smell?
What is that on the dog's butt?
Do you smell that?



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doggylover

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Re: Badger's EXTENSIVE Vocabulary
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2006, 09:50:29 pm »
OMG this must be what it feels like to be a stand up comedianne and tell a GREAT joke and have nobody laugh.  I live for the laughs people.  You have to know that about me by now.  Can I hear a bit of laughter over here? Please?
 ;D :D ;D
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Re: Badger's EXTENSIVE Vocabulary
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2006, 09:55:08 pm »
LMAO you are hilarious ! ;D
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Re: Badger's EXTENSIVE Vocabulary
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2006, 09:55:20 pm »
Quote from: doggylover on June 13, 2006, 09:50:29 pm
OMG this must be what it feels like to be a stand up comedianne and tell a GREAT joke and have nobody laugh.  I live for the laughs people.  You have to know that about me by now.  Can I hear a bit of laughter over here? Please?
 ;D :D ;D
Thats IT, I'm THROUGH performing for you people.  You are NEVER going to hear another hilarious thing outa me EVER again...
 ;D :D ;D :D ;D
Correction, I will tell jokes but they will NOT be funny at ALL
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Re: Badger's EXTENSIVE Vocabulary
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2006, 10:16:25 pm »
Quote from: doggylover on June 13, 2006, 09:55:20 pm
Quote from: doggylover on June 13, 2006, 09:50:29 pm
OMG this must be what it feels like to be a stand up comedianne and tell a GREAT joke and have nobody laugh.  I live for the laughs people.  You have to know that about me by now.  Can I hear a bit of laughter over here? Please?
 ;D :D ;D
Thats IT, I'm THROUGH performing for you people.  You are NEVER going to hear another hilarious thing outa me EVER again...
 ;D :D ;D :D ;D
Correction, I will tell jokes but they will NOT be funny at ALL

Hey!  Don't you stop!  I just got home from work and read this link.  I promise, I am LMAO.  Fell out of my chair and was having an almost seizure, I was laughing so hard! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Poor Badger must really stink. :D :D :D :D
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doggylover

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Re: Badger's EXTENSIVE Vocabulary
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2006, 10:18:18 pm »
Quote from: Bella's mom on June 13, 2006, 10:16:25 pm
Quote from: doggylover on June 13, 2006, 09:55:20 pm
Quote from: doggylover on June 13, 2006, 09:50:29 pm
OMG this must be what it feels like to be a stand up comedianne and tell a GREAT joke and have nobody laugh.  I live for the laughs people.  You have to know that about me by now.  Can I hear a bit of laughter over here? Please?
 ;D :D ;D
OMG THANK YOU...I was starting to worry that I wouldn't be recognized until after my death!

Thats IT, I'm THROUGH performing for you people.  You are NEVER going to hear another hilarious thing outa me EVER again...
 ;D :D ;D :D ;D
Correction, I will tell jokes but they will NOT be funny at ALL

Hey!  Don't you stop!  I just got home from work and read this link.  I promise, I am LMAO.  Fell out of my chair and was having an almost seizure, I was laughing so hard! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Poor Badger must really stink. :D :D :D :D
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Re: Badger's EXTENSIVE Vocabulary
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2006, 10:20:37 pm »
OOPS, crap I think this is what drunk feels like...
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Re: Badger's EXTENSIVE Vocabulary
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2006, 10:28:10 pm »
Quote from: doggylover on June 13, 2006, 10:20:37 pm
OOPS, crap I think this is what drunk feels like...
Have you been into the Vicodan? :D
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Re: Badger's EXTENSIVE Vocabulary
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2006, 10:40:29 pm »
Dazy has a lot of the same vocabulary.   ::)  Dogs!  I swear!  They know when they stink, and yet they wanna be RIGHT there giving you lovin'!  lol

And yes, that is what a buzz feels like!  :D
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doggylover

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Re: Badger's EXTENSIVE Vocabulary
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2006, 10:42:40 pm »
Quote from: Bella's mom on June 13, 2006, 10:28:10 pm
Quote from: doggylover on June 13, 2006, 10:20:37 pm
OOPS, crap I think this is what drunk feels like...
Have you been into the Vicodan? :D
ROFL no, I am NOT doing that again, bad things happened!
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MommyOfSchnauzers

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Re: Badger's EXTENSIVE Vocabulary
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2006, 10:44:42 pm »
Nope, the drug for tonight is wine coolers.  I think you need another one!
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Re: Badger's EXTENSIVE Vocabulary
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2006, 10:47:45 pm »
Quote from: MommyOfSchnauzers on June 13, 2006, 10:44:42 pm
Nope, the drug for tonight is wine coolers.  I think you need another one!
ROFL all kidding aside, I am NOT a drug user/alcoholic.  I ONLY medicate when I have back pain... I SWEAR!
 :) :D :) ;D
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« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2006, 11:01:45 pm »
Quote from: doggylover on June 13, 2006, 10:47:45 pm
Quote from: MommyOfSchnauzers on June 13, 2006, 10:44:42 pm
Nope, the drug for tonight is wine coolers.  I think you need another one!
ROFL all kidding aside, I am NOT a drug user/alcoholic.  I ONLY medicate when I have back pain... I SWEAR!
 :) :D :) ;D
I believe you.  But my view is if you have to take the medication, you might as well enjoy feeling good from it! :D
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Re: Badger's EXTENSIVE Vocabulary
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2006, 12:06:26 am »
Quote from: doggylover on June 13, 2006, 10:47:45 pm
Quote from: MommyOfSchnauzers on June 13, 2006, 10:44:42 pm
Nope, the drug for tonight is wine coolers.  I think you need another one!
ROFL all kidding aside, I am NOT a drug user/alcoholic.  I ONLY medicate when I have back pain... I SWEAR!
 :) :D :) ;D
You know, when I really don't feel good I drink Southern Comfort & Coke...It doesn't cure whatever ails me but it sure makes me care a whole lot less! :D B.t.w., I just read your post & it is dern funny!!!!!!!...Poor Badger...No wonder he is warped! :P :D
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doggylover

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Re: Badger's EXTENSIVE Vocabulary
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2006, 12:30:46 am »
LOLOL yes, pooooor Badger.  Southern Comfort?  Isn't that a legitimate Comfort Food kinda thing? 
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