My husband sent me this email this morning. Some of the things on the list are relevant, some are just silly. But it got me to thinking....so I added some to the list. Feel free to add your own....maybe we should send this to all the husbands! LOL!!
Men Are Just Happier People...
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your keep your last name all your life
The garage is all yours
Wedding/party/holiday plans take care of themselves
Chocolate is just another snack, not something you need to survive
You can be President
You can never be pregnant
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth
The world is your urinal
Same work, more pay
Wrinkles add character
Wedding dress $5000 - Tux rental $100
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
One mood all the time
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
You can open all your own jars
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
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Your underwear is $8.95 for a 3 pack
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
Everything on your face stays its original color
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
You only have to shave your face and neck
You can play with toys all your life
One wallet and one pair of shoes for all seasons
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
You can do your nails with a pocket knife
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes
No wonder men are happier!!
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Here are some that I am adding:
No one expects you to remember birthdays and/or holidays, much less buy cards and/or gifts
Don't have to wear a tight, pinching, stiff, uncomfortable bra
You don't have to keep track of every item in your home...not being constantly asked, "Do we have...?"..."Where is......?"...."Have you seen my.....?"
Don't know or care if outfit matches
Don't know or care if kid's outfit matches, is dirty, is appropriate for the occasion, etc.
No yeast infections
or vaginitis
or cramps
or bloating
or breast exams
or 14 different kinds of reproductive cancer
No one expects you to be a patient, nurturing parent
The decor and condition of your home is no reflection on you as a person
No deep thoughts
No need for meaningful conversation (because of reason above!)