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Anything Non-Dog Related / TO CHEER ALL LADIES UP
« on: June 29, 2005, 12:37:36 am »
Well after reading and posting in gyps.... thread I thought I would cheer up a little with a few jokes.
WHAT IS THE THINNEST BOOK IN THE WORLD?
What men know about women.
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
One.... Men will screw anything.
HOW DOES A MAN TAKE A BUBBLE BATH?
He eats beans for dinner.
WHAT'S MANS IDEA OF FOREPLAY?
A half hour of begging.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND GOVERNMENT BONDS?
Bonds mature.
HOW DO YOU SAVE A MAN FROM DROWNING?
Take your foot off his head.
WHAT DO MEN AND BEER BOTTLES HAVE IN COMMON?
They are both empty from the neck up.
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A MAN IS HAPPY?
Who cares.
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER?
We don't know..... It's never been done.
HOW ARE MEN AND PARKING SPOTS ALIKE?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
WHAT'S A MANS IDEA OF HELPING WITH THE HOUSEWORK?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND E.T?
E.T phoned home.
Marit
WHAT IS THE THINNEST BOOK IN THE WORLD?
What men know about women.
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
One.... Men will screw anything.
HOW DOES A MAN TAKE A BUBBLE BATH?
He eats beans for dinner.
WHAT'S MANS IDEA OF FOREPLAY?
A half hour of begging.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND GOVERNMENT BONDS?
Bonds mature.
HOW DO YOU SAVE A MAN FROM DROWNING?
Take your foot off his head.
WHAT DO MEN AND BEER BOTTLES HAVE IN COMMON?
They are both empty from the neck up.
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A MAN IS HAPPY?
Who cares.
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER?
We don't know..... It's never been done.
HOW ARE MEN AND PARKING SPOTS ALIKE?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
WHAT'S A MANS IDEA OF HELPING WITH THE HOUSEWORK?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND E.T?
E.T phoned home.
Marit