Grumpy, YOU ARE SO FLIPPIN' HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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! I'm laughing so hard right now...."Here, take the Red head!" HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAH! That is too funny.
So, now that I've moved to the farm, there is Cabeza, (my BLACK dog), Lex (my BLACK cat) and Reggie (my landlady's BLACK dog). They all sleep in my apartment at night. Its three stinkin black lumps. I usually trip and fall three times on every "trip" (pardon the pun) to the bathroom. So, Newflover, I can SO relate.
And grumpy, Cabeza has a similar medievil torture device, err, I mean bone. But its the Minty bone. Its a nylabone with a minty middle. But, its got the nubs and all. You can't see it that well, but here it is:
It has caused many a toe injury in the middle of the night.
Also, my cats are on a mission to suffocate me in the night. I'm sure of it.