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Oh Lins - so sorry this is happening to you. 

Everyone has come up with some really great suggestions! I know you had mentioned that you are not a "people-person", but I highly encourage you to attended any committee meetings you can. The reason for this....you are a VOTING member. You have a voice in whatever decisions are finally made, and there's no better time than right now for you to excerise that voice!

Keep your chin up, and let us know if there's anything we can do to help!

We let off just a few in the backyard. Nothing too obnoxious. We had about 10 people over, and all three of the boy-os behaved beautifully for the company. You'd swear they were on sedatives as calm and well-behaved as they were!


Zues had his ball, and was perfecting his "Jedi Mind Trick" on all of our guests.... (This is the ball you are looking for....you will throw the ball.....)


Onyx slept through the whole thing...


Apollo did not do well at all. He hates any kind of loud noises. He freaks out when the subwoofer on our entertainment center is turned on for a movie. He ended up wedging his....large posterior....u nder our bed and stayed there until Mommy came back inside to cuddle with him. (*big baby*) Of course, part of that could have been the result of the fact that I had just gotten home that monring from a 10-day trip in Cancun.....

That's really great! I wonder if my guys have an alibi for 2- 8 am?

AhHA! An accomplice to the crime! That definately smacks of a conspiracy....

 

Victim A:

Name: Mr. Suspicious Chicken
Age: 6 Hours, 43 Minutes
Time/Date of Death: Between 2:30 Am and 8 AM; June 18, 2006

Cause of Death: Diembowlment, partial cannabalitic consumption, blunt force trama to head and extremeties. No internal organs found at scene. Evidence found at secondary crime scene indicate perps attempted to consume to evidence to avoid detection. No pictures taken at second scene due to extreme "upchuck-factor".

Victim B:

Name: Mr. Mad Cow
Age: 6 Hours, 43 Minutes
Time/Date of Death: Between 2:30 Am and 8 AM; June 18, 2006

Cause of Death: Diembowlment, partial cannabalitic consumption, blunt force trama to head and extremeties, amputation of left leg and midriff. No internal organs found at scene. Evidence found at secondary crime scene indicate perps attempted to consume to evidence to avoid detection. No pictures taken at second scene due to extreme "upchuck-factor". Left leg never found.

Police are still searching for the perpetrators of these heinious crimes. They have posted a three XLarge Milkbone reward for any tips leading to the apprehension of Mr.'s Zeus, Apollo and Onyx Cupps.

****WARNING, WARNING**** The following images contain graphic material, viewer discretion is advised. Images not suitable for children, chickens or cows.

Ummmm, the whole *original* point to wedding gifts were to help the new "family" establish their home. This is her 3rd, right? One would assume that she already had an established home, correct? Then a gift, monetary or otherwise, is NOT required. A card should more than suffice. Your best wishes in her/their future lives/endeavors is all that's necessary at this point.

Now that's not to say that you can't/shouldn't give a gift, you certainly can if that floats your boat, but the point I'm getting at is that it's certainly not required that you give any gift at all.

**edited because I cannot spell this morning**

OMG...I think I'm gonna pee my pants.....